790,000 private messages from Muslim Match-dating website got hacked

Dating website Muslim Match was hacked by unknown hackers who leaked personal identifiable information of over 150,000 users including their names and email credentials. The hackers also leaked 790,000 private and confidential messages sent by Muslim Match users to one another; Security researcher Troy Hunt broke news of the breach to Motherboard, and posted data from the…

Trump calls on Elon Musk to settle all Muslims on Mars

Donald Trump approached visionary inventor Elon Musk yesterday with an offer to name Musk as his Secretary of Transportation on the condition that he transport all the nation’s Muslims to Mars on his rocket ships. “This solves the problem of Mars volunteers and the problem of safety all at once,” said Trump, “because it wouldn’t…